DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
The leg is on display at the MOHAI.